Voicemail

[filleauloup]

[After the beep, when the voicemail service picks up, it's silent for a few seconds before a very rough voice with a distinct French accent finally speaks.]

Yes? Well, get on with it then, if it's so important, and I'll see what I can do.

[The recording cuts off there, abruptly, but there seems to be a clear implication of "if you make it worth my trouble" attached to the end of that last sentence.]

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Crazy Phone Day

[arsenicmauls]

"Hey, it's me. The Fandom me. Where are you? You don't have to tell me if it's gonna spoil my future or whatever, but just confirm that you're alive, okay?

"...How's Chase?"

This had been meant for Karolina. Clearly.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[filleauloup]

[[That, at long last, went here.]]

[tigerundercover]

[from here]

"Hi. Soooo, I don't know who you've been talking to? But I promise I have nothing to do with any squirrels. I'm sorry that your . . . pet, I hope? Is now the Squirrel King? But maybe he'll be a kindly ruler.

"The iron paw thing is a little disconcerting, though. I'd suggest making sure he's not a communist."

Crazy Phones!

[abitlowkey]

From here.

"I... Think it best we never again discuss your showering habits with strange butlers, sir. Lest I need involve my brother to make you stop."

[filleauloup]

[[And on to here!]]

Re: Crazy Phones!

[filleauloup]

[[To here. Look, I'm high on DayQuil, everything's funny.]]

Phone Hijinks!

[lil-nikita.livejournal.com]

What is it with you people and squirrels? And why do you keep telling me about them?

[from here]

Re: Phone Hijinks!

[filleauloup]

[[On to here!]]

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[playsforkepesh]

[[from here, ofc!]]

"Oh! Well. I. Think you may have been mistaken about who you called, as I'm not a guy, but in any event, you sound quite nice, and I hope you and your girlfriend are very happy with one another. And if you're ever... no longer together, well, I suppose we could carry on the discussion of being one another's types, or-- actually, that's it, never mind. It's been a pleasure talking to you! Goodbye!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[filleauloup]

[[And on to here.]]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Hey, you okay? Kenzi texted once she was back the hell in the dorms. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE!

Too late on that one, Kenzi.

[filleauloup]

for how long? Éponine texted back, several minutes later since typing up text messages was something of a laborious task for her. at lukes. bored.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Get some food! Kenzi was relieved enough to type back fast. Don't know. This stuff lasts a day. Maybe two, max. Anyone else there?

[filleauloup]

man who works here, came Éponine's still slow reply. very tall one too.

A couple of minutes later another message came through.

i have food though.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Yay food! Kenzi paused, then typed: You guys deaf 2? Every1 here is

[filleauloup]

yes.

That one didn't take too long to send. The next one might take a bit longer.

great ugly flying things?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Attacked camp. Didn't wait for them to pop a bouncy house. Ran like hell. :P

Kenzi sighed. Watching movie for the deaf. About vampires.

Drunk Text!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Wishh u were here!

Accompanied by a pic of a crowded disco floor, Cecil in a butterfly dress, and Kenzi wearing red shoes while drinking. And possibly going to fall over before she hit the SEND button.

Crazy Phones!

[not_a_moonie]

Alana wasn't totally used to April Fool's Day, which was why she decided to leave Johnny the most hackneyed and terrifying joke imaginable:

Hey, I didn’t want to tell you this on your voicemail, but, um … I went to the doctor and he says we're having triplets. Didn’t know our teams could do that, but I guess miracles happen. How do you feel about a June wedding?

Re: Crazy Phones!

[filleauloup]

[OOC: Urgh, I don't have much imagination today, but on to here!]

[notconflicted]

Sure, it was intended for Jessica, but that didn't matter today, now did it?

I haven't seen enough of you since you've been back. We should get lunch soon.

[filleauloup]

[[To here!]]

[imafuturist]

From here

"...who exactly is trying to blackmail you with getting it on with parents? And there's a rule against it? I guess it's good I haven't met any of them yet."

[filleauloup]

[[Ahaha ILU. To here!]]

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

[From here!]

"..... Is a clone fetish even a thing? Serious question. Please let me know."

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

from here

"Caritas, Saturday night. I'll meet you and you can see the hottie yourself."

[sharp_as_knives]

(From here!)

"What on earth would angels want with a time box?"

April Fool Phones 2015

[talentforlying]

[From here]

"Mate, I haven't the foggiest of who you are, but I'm sure your ass is just fine. Buy me a pint, and maybe I'll hold a contest - figure out which of you two is the prettiest."

[filleauloup]

[[Onward!]]

[filleauloup]

[[Mwahaha.]]

[filleauloup]

[[Onward!]]

Re: April Fool Phones 2015

[filleauloup]

[[That ended up here!]]

[geniuswithasmartphone]

[From here]

"Normally, I'd high five you for the clue reference, but I been on this island long enough to know I don't even wanna know whatcha'll gonna use that candlestick for."

[suitably_heroic]

[[ from here ]]

"...Look, whatever that last person said to you? Probably didn't mean to reach you. IF ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING LEWD TO YOU, WHOEVER'S ON THE OTHER END: IT IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU."

Beat.

"I probably shouldn't have shouted that. Uh... bye."

[filleauloup]

[[Onward!]]

[nuclear_snide]

(From here.)

"I...have no idea what a mermando is. Or why everybody seems so obsessed with taking off clothing today. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but you're all a bit young..."

[so_hawkward]

(From here)

"Uh, as an about-to-be married man, I can assure you I have no interest in your booty. I mean, I know it's nice, I have eyes but... Kitty and I have only done the threesome thing once and... it wasn't bad, but I'd definitely need to check with her first."

[filleauloup]

[[Here!]]

[heromaniac]

From here...

"Why would I ask if someone likes me? Is this a Fandom Weird? Do you think you're my dad or something? Also, I know a Spoon who is in a perfectly happy relationship with a Corkscrew, so your advice totally sucks."

...

"You're not my dad, right?"

Crazy Phone Day

[thatwaslucky]

All Rey wanted to do was check on one thing before leaving. Oops.

"Hi, I was just wondering if there was anything I should bring today. I'm assuming we won't need weapons? Let me know."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[filleauloup]

[[Onward!]]

Crazy Phone Day

[battlewithstyle]

[from here]

"I am not entirely certain what you are proposing. Are you a murderer? A charnel house? What strange business are you even up to? Please let me know before I have to contact the authorities."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[filleauloup]

[[And on to here!]]

Non-Denominational Winter-Holiday-Representative Gift Exchange

[somethingwithturquoise]

One problem with having the person who ran the post office as your Secret Santa recipient was the logistics of getting it delivered without them knowing. Thankfully, Summer also had the power of a squirrel with a crush on her on her side.

So at some point on Sunday, as Summer started to get her affairs back in order after the whole ridiculous snowmonster fun of the last week, she arranged to have a special squirrel delivery of her gift to Éponine. She'd mentioned Paris and being hungry in their conversation, and that stuck with her enough to send some treats that she was tempted to keep for herself, as well as a dumb little sign that was almost too stupid and cheesy to pass up.

She would have sent some jello, but that would have just given it away.