Fandom Post Office Voicemail

[filleauloup]

Éponine had managed to persuade someone to show her how to record a voicemail message, though it would be understandable if you happened to hear the raspy voice and think it belonged to someone else.

"Hello, you've reached the post office, that is, if this is the place you meant to call. Tell us what it is you need and we'll see what we can do about it, all right?"

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Phone Day

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Hey, it's me. Something strange happened. It's not my fault, but he got loose and tried to terrorize the squirrels. But here's the crazy thing. The squirrels actually talked to him and got him to stop being kind of a jerk to them. And things were getting better, for them at least. Well, long story short, he's King of the Squirrels now, so we're all kind of under his iron paw now. That happened fast and nobody saw it coming."

"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."

Re: Phone Day

[filleauloup]

[[Hours and hours later, sigh LJ, that went here.]]